Larry Clinton of Bessemer City, North Carolina, has expressed a wish for his ashes to be buried in a Duke's mayonnaise jar. This is a sentiment behind which we can get.
Not only is the the best sandwich in the universe crafted expressly with Duke's mayonnaise - it also is a source of intense regional pride and identity, as we expounded upon in a mayoni-festo a while back.
For some, the ideal vessel of eternal dispatch may well be crafted of a Sriracha or Pappy Van Winkle bottle, a Nutella tub or Provel wrapper. But as for Mr. Clinton, godspeed, sir. May you live a long and delicious life on this earth before you spread your Duke's love unto the great beyond.
Is there a brand you'd like to take to the grave? Let us know in the comments below.
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