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April 5th, 2012
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    certainly like your website but you have to check
    the spelling on several of your posts. Several of them
    are rife with spelling problems and I in finding it very bothersome
    to inform the truth nevertheless I'll surely come back again.

    June 30, 2013 at 6:07 pm |
  2. AleeD®

    I believe it's time for me to fly-y-y-y-y. Headed to the Red Green show tonite! Should be a ball ..... of duct tape.


    April 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm |
    • RichardHead@AleeD

      Thanks Sista' and have a sticky good time. :))

      April 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm |
    • Truth™@AleeD

      And remember, if you can't be handsome, be handy. I'm pulling for you. Keep your stick on the ice.

      April 5, 2012 at 4:03 pm |
  3. RichardHead@AleeD

    Please check your e-mail. A secret project is in the works. Thanks.

    April 5, 2012 at 2:12 pm |
    • AleeD@RichardHead

      Read and responded, kind sir!

      April 5, 2012 at 2:48 pm |
    • Sir Biddle@RH & AD

      What's going on?!?! What's going on?!? Come on, come on! What's going on?!?!??!?!

      April 5, 2012 at 2:54 pm |
      • RichardHead

        It's a Secret.

        April 5, 2012 at 3:16 pm |
      • JainaJade@RH & AD

        secrets secrets they're no fun. secrets secrets hurt someone :-)

        April 5, 2012 at 3:17 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@RH

        Does it involve a Victoria's Secret?

        April 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm |
        • RichardHead@SirB

          No Sir, I can honestly say I will ALWAYS be within a half inch of correct when it comes to guessing a woman's figure. This is a scientific secret and I needed a Brainchild such as AleeD to lead me in the right direction.

          April 5, 2012 at 3:30 pm |
        • AleeD@RH

          Brainchild? Moi?

          *humbly shuffles feet* Garsh.

          April 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm |
    • MicheleG™

      I'm with Sir Bid! I'm excluded, too! ......What gives?

      April 5, 2012 at 3:26 pm |
      • Mary Shannon

        Me too!!!!!!!

        April 5, 2012 at 3:32 pm |
    • AleeD@JJ, MicG & Sir Bid

      Ok. You broke me down.


      April 5, 2012 at 3:28 pm |
      • Truth™

        Both offensive and condescending at the same time...Have any of you seen the film "Confederate States of America"...It is a pseudo-documentary about what life would be like if the South had won the civil war. All of the "commercials" in it were for actual products that were sold in the US at one time of another. Interesting stuff...

        April 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm |
  4. Queen of Everything from the Castle

    Hey, hey party people! Nice to see that Jerv sent us a postcard from the swanky resort he's been hiding at.

    @Sir B: Congratulations on the upcoming addition to your brood! How far apart will Little Biddle and the Littlest Biddle be?

    April 5, 2012 at 12:48 pm |
    • Sir Biddle@Queen

      Thank you, thnak you. Should be about 27 months.

      April 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm |
  5. Mary Shannon

    Good afternoon! Just got back from the dentist for the temporary crown fitting. Turns out that what I thought was a broken tooth was actually a broken crown, installed 5 years ago. The dentist was so surprised that I managed to break a crown that he is recommending a mouth guard for sleeping, I must be grinding my teeth terribly. Oh joy.

    April 5, 2012 at 12:10 pm |
    • RichardHead@Mary Shannon

      The Queen has NO crown,snores and drools all over the Lounge recliner. You'll be OK.

      April 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm |
    • AleeD®@Mary

      Try to look at it this way: it's better than cracking all your teeth. ))))))hugs((((((

      April 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm |
      • Mike Tyson

        You gotz dat right Sista'.

        April 5, 2012 at 1:12 pm |
    • JainaJade@MaryShannon

      crowns are soooo much fun. I had my temp. fitted last week and go in for the permanent on Monday times!

      April 5, 2012 at 1:12 pm |
  6. Sir Biddle

    Comments on the "truth about chocolate" thread are cracking me up.

    April 5, 2012 at 10:10 am |
  7. DJChilllyPhil, Jukebox King & Cold Stone God

    Good morning everyone! Hope all is well...

    Feeling somewhat drained from yesterday. Right after the concert I had to run off to a practice for upcoming Easter events and afterwards I felt like BLAH... I need a nap.

    April 5, 2012 at 9:49 am |
  8. JainaJade

    Good morning! Doing an early Seder tonight so that boy can go to opening game tomorrow night. Couscous is chilling in the fridge, the ladyfingers are soaking in the freezer, and the matza is ready to be hidden!

    April 5, 2012 at 8:45 am |
    • RichardHead@JJ

      You need to go to the game too-We want to see you on Kiss Cam.

      April 5, 2012 at 8:53 am |
      • JainaJade@RH

        as awesome as Kiss Cam would be...he is staying over in B-more and I'm volunteering downtown on Saturday AM so that won't work. That and I'm not a baseball fan, in fact one wouldn't be too far from the truth if they said I loathed baseball....

        April 5, 2012 at 9:06 am |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ

          Headed to Good Eats for a Spike Shake?

          April 5, 2012 at 9:10 am |
        • JainaJade@SirB

          you better believe it! Tho I'll be walking there and back since that 1k calorie drink from heaven is not on the wedding dress diet...

          April 5, 2012 at 9:21 am |
        • AleeD®

          Now THERE'S something you should write & publish: The Wedding Dress Diet. You'd make millions!

          April 5, 2012 at 9:24 am |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ

          The shakes have 1,000 calories?!?!?! I don't even watch calories and thats a lot in one item.

          April 5, 2012 at 9:27 am |
        • JainaJade@SirB

          Check out the stats sometimes for Coldstone Shakes...even the Like it Size ones are over 1k! Those are twice a year treats, and even then I feel guilty!

          April 5, 2012 at 9:34 am |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          true that! some people are INSANE when it comes to dieting. Mine is more I was x-size at my final fitting so I will be x-size the day of my wedding because I'm not paying another $400 to get my dress altered!!! The key so far: avoid ice cream...needless to say Sweet Frog and I have an upcoming date :-)

          April 5, 2012 at 10:12 am |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ

          You're likely a size 2 and will have no problem fitting into your dress. Either way you will look beautiful and don't stress about it.

          April 5, 2012 at 10:22 am |
        • JainaJade@SirB

          the issue is I got my final fitting the same week as the root canal so I was on a liquid diet and thus a bit lighter than my body would prefer to be...

          April 5, 2012 at 11:38 am |
        • JainaJade@SirB

          Otherwise I tend to not care as long as things fit :-) I'm also worried about the sisters escaping but that's what double sided tape is for :-D

          April 5, 2012 at 11:39 am |
        • AleeD®@JJ

          "Sister's escaping" would certainly make for an interesting wardrobe malfunction. Experiment with the tape, getting closer and closer to your delicate areas before you use it on your actual wedding day. That's not an area you want to have skin removed on for your wedding nite.

          April 5, 2012 at 12:53 pm |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          I don't think the tape will have to go too close to more sensitivie sections, but I'm testing it tonight and again on Sunday...and will probably be using it for my bachelorette party. I'll have a second level of protection at the wedding but since I'm top heavy I want to do what I can to avoid a free show!

          April 5, 2012 at 1:01 pm |
        • AleeD®@JJ

          I have to ask: for your bachelorette party? Are you playing Sticky Twister with shots of Patrón?

          Or are we still talking about this as a wardrobe solution? :D

          April 5, 2012 at 1:09 pm |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          I was thinking friends are picking something out for me and I can only imagine how little material will be involved.
          But what in the heck is Sticky Twister???

          April 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm |
        • AleeD®@JJ

          Cover yourself in dbl-sided tape and play Twister as normal. You stick to the other person in fascinating ways and it's great resistance training when you're trying to separate yourselves. It works with velcro, too. Except it's louder and there's less resistance.

          April 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          OMGoodness...that might even top the naked twister of my college years and go in to the same category as 53x Ed Jenga! tho with the amount of "sisters" and sisters at my bachelorette party twister might be considered a WMD

          April 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm |
        • AleeD@JJ

          Wenches of Major Discussion?
          Women of Mighty Drinkage?
          Whirling of Magnificent D's?

          April 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          The last two most certainly apply!
          Attending my festivities will be ladies who never headed up the Lil Bitty _itty Committee. My "little" sisters are: 38DDD and 36E while my maid of honor is a respectable 32DD...

          April 5, 2012 at 2:55 pm |
        • JainaJade@AleeD

          however was aiming for Weapons of Mass Destruction :-D

          April 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ & AD

          ..."OMGoodness...that might even top the naked twister of my college years..."

          Quote of the day. Thank you for that visual!

          April 5, 2012 at 2:59 pm |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ & AD

          "My "little" sisters are: 38DDD and 36E while my maid of honor is a respectable 32DD..."

          Nope. I stand corrected, it only gets better.

          Thank you Jesus!

          April 5, 2012 at 3:01 pm |
        • JainaJade@SirB

          there will be boobs...
          This is why I'm bringing double sided tape with me...keep everyone/everything contained at all times! I dont want to scar my poor in-laws who were members of the LBTC and might be overwhelmed by such large...breasticles...

          April 5, 2012 at 3:08 pm |
        • AleeD@JJ & Sir Bid

          JJ, then, should be Whirling of Multiple D's!
          SB, I wonder if there's a saint of bresses to whom you could pay homage? St. Tata? Jolly old St. Nippelous?

          I know the patron saint of bras is the German St. Holdzemfromphloppen.

          April 5, 2012 at 3:10 pm |
        • Sir Biddle@JJ & AD

          Just hope a cold front doesn't sweep into the area as that could make things worse!

          April 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm |
        • MicheleG™

          You all totally crack me up!

          Ding! Ding! Ding! Win (er....BIG win) for the Visuals category and excellent replies!

          April 5, 2012 at 3:23 pm |
        • Sir Biddle (the good Catholic boy)@AleeD

          Random fact of the Day. In all seriousness. St Agatha of Sicily is the patron saint of breasts. Don't believe me, google it.

          April 5, 2012 at 3:46 pm |
        • AleeD@Sir Bid

          I did. She's also the patron saint of breast cancer victims and I couldn't manage to pull up anything funny about that. Soooo I opted for a different fork in the road of bressesses. :)

          April 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm |
        • Sir Biddle (the good Catholic boy)@AleeD

          St. Brigid is the saint for milkmaids, so that has to be worth it weight in.....milk.

          April 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm |

    All wet in Missouri ! 3 night weekend headin up to Illinois – yee-haaa !!! Hope everyone has a Hoppy Easter :-)

    April 5, 2012 at 8:45 am |
    • RichardHead@TX4U

      Have a safe trip and watch out for the jackalopes darting across the highway. Happy Bunny Day.

      April 5, 2012 at 8:51 am |

        Thanks ! You wouldn't believe the horrendous stories lately in KC & Wis :,,-( very sad ....

        April 5, 2012 at 12:43 pm |
  10. AleeD®

    Good Morning Truth & everyone! Rained like a b_tch last nite and I didn't sleep worth beans. At least the grass was nice & squishy this morning.

    Rich, when you get what you like from the white-tie boy, would you pour a couple of swallows in my cup? I've always wanted to try French pressed.

    April 5, 2012 at 8:33 am |
    • faith

      Same here AleeD! And good morning everyone!

      April 5, 2012 at 8:40 am |
      • AleeD®

        Hey nice lady! How've you been?

        April 5, 2012 at 8:44 am |
        • faith

          I've been pretty good. Always busy though! My kiddies are now 4, 5 and 6 1/2 so it's pretty much non-stop around here, but it's fun (most of the time :-) )

          April 5, 2012 at 8:49 am |
    • Dublin Doofus

      Know why Irish Chili only has 239 bean in each pot?

      April 5, 2012 at 8:45 am |
      • The World's Second Worst Itinerant Comedian

        Because one more would be 240 (too phahty).

        April 5, 2012 at 8:48 am |
        • Dublin Doofus

          Ahhh look at ya now. Ya be two steps ahead of me. May the sun always shine on ya and may the wind in yur face be not of ta man in front of ya!

          April 5, 2012 at 8:59 am |
  11. Truth™

    Good morning all!
    How is everyone doing today?

    Looks like RichHead went all high end on us in the pic above. Always would have taken him as a stright cuppa joe man, and not someone who requires a press.

    April 5, 2012 at 8:25 am |
    • Sir Biddle@Truth

      I bet he has WD trained to push the French Press down at just the right time and speed.

      April 5, 2012 at 8:34 am |
    • RichardHead@Truth,SirB,AleeD

      OK Kidz,You caught me. This shot was taken on the patio at WD's World Famous Doggie Salon. I splurge on her every 5 weeks and figure while she's getting pampered, so should I. :)) BTW–What's up with the waiters tie in the coffee cup? I Demand a new and freshly cleaned cup....Who knows where that tie has been.

      April 5, 2012 at 8:45 am |
      • AleeD®

        Looks like that tie has seen more than one day in bleach 'n' bluing (where are my sunglasses?). At least you know it's a clean tie in your FP java.

        April 5, 2012 at 8:52 am |
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