May 9th, 2011
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We are utterly thrilled when readers want to hang out and talk – whether it's amongst themselves or in response to pieces we've posted. We want Eatocracy to be a cozy, spirited online home for those who find their way here.

Consider the daily Coffee Klatsch post as your VIP lounge – the primary comments thread for readers who'd like to chat about topics not related to the articles we're running. That way, everyone knows where to find each other, and each post's comments section remains on topic.

Soooo – Kat had kind of a gnarly accident this weekend and while she'll be okay (click for a really gross picture) it hurts a lot to click or type right now, including adding pix. We'll return to regular format shortly, but if you could bear with it for now, that'd truly rock.

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    July 28, 2011 at 8:34 am |
  2. faith

    Kat- that looks VERY painful.........hope it heals quickly for you!

    May 9, 2011 at 7:50 pm |
  3. Truth, Home Contractor

    hey, anyone here still?

    May 9, 2011 at 6:36 pm |
    • SeaBee@Truth

      Well, I, for one, am still here.... This whole being on the West Coast thing is rather a pain, when everyone else lives east of you!

      May 9, 2011 at 6:43 pm |
  4. Mildred

    Good night everyone!

    May 9, 2011 at 5:10 pm |
  5. AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@All

    "I believe it's time for me to fly." Have a great evening everyone.

    May 9, 2011 at 4:58 pm |
  6. Evil Grin

    Peace out, mis chums. I'll see thee all tomorrow.

    May 9, 2011 at 4:52 pm |
  7. SeaBee

    Oh, we are so going to get a stern talking to.... Kinda glad Kat's typing fingers are rather touchy, otherwise we may have been moderated, already! ;)

    May 9, 2011 at 4:27 pm |
  8. Evil Grin - Mid-afternoon Lunchtime Poll

    If there was a coffee klatch reality cooking show, would you watch?

    1. Watch? I'd be on it.
    2. Dedicatedly. With popcorn.
    3. Maybe, if I had time and I needed a few laughs.
    4. I probably wouldn't. Even censored, I'd have to explain too much to the kids.
    5. Heck no! Don't you know those people are crazy?

    May 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm |
    • The Witty One@EG

      1! I would be the plucky comic relief. And probably kicked off after the first show.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:57 pm |
    • Mare@EG

      I'd watch – from the bathroom. I have a feeling I'd be laughing so hard I'd pee. LOL

      May 9, 2011 at 4:00 pm |
    • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@EG

      #2 for the same reason as Mare. ;)

      May 9, 2011 at 4:06 pm |
    • SeaBee@EG's poll

      To have my own cooking show is one of my secret life goals.....

      May 9, 2011 at 4:07 pm |
      • Evil Grin - Mid-afternoon Lunchtime Poll

        So, you'd be the judge?

        And TWO would be a funny, likeable but hapless contestant?

        May 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm |
    • SeaBee@EG's poll

      Episode 1 – How to Grill, Naked, with RichardHead – Oh, this could be a lot of fun....

      May 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm |
    • Queen of Everything@MALP

      I'd be all over that like white on rice!

      May 9, 2011 at 4:12 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@MALP

        For the record my response was to the original Lunchtime Poll by Evil Grin. It was not in any way, shape or form an endorsement or encouragement of SeaBee's Naked Grilling session starring Richard.

        May 9, 2011 at 4:13 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        Of course, my liege. Why would we ever think otherwise?

        May 9, 2011 at 4:17 pm |
      • SeaBee@Queen of Impeccable Timing

        Wow.... just wow.....

        May 9, 2011 at 4:18 pm |
    • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@SeaBee

      Mmm Hmm ~_~

      However, I would not be able to eat any popcorn during that show! How to Grill, Naked, with RichardHead. i'd either choke on the kernels or accidentally bite off a finger.

      Sadly, I must stand in opposition of the Queen. In every way shape & form would I endorse & encourage Naked Men Grilling. But let's be safe about it. No reason to char the man parts.

      May 9, 2011 at 4:21 pm |
    • DJChilllyPhil@Mid-Afternoon Poll

      I'd be on it, but only as one of those onlooker types that hang out and eat the finished food. =)

      May 9, 2011 at 4:26 pm |
    • Mildred

      1) just because watching would be too funny to not have a heart attack.

      May 9, 2011 at 4:36 pm |
  9. Sir Biddle

    Afternoon Crew! Anything crazy going on today?

    May 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm |
    • Evil Grin

      Just TWO's cell phone.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:42 pm |
      • The Witty One@Sir B and EG

        Stoopid technology.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:51 pm |
  10. The Witty One@All

    Epic fail during a meeting today...

    As I was in this meeting for reasons I have yet to fathom, but can only assume are ridiculous, I decided to avoid paying attention and play angry birds on my cell phone. Little did I know that the sound (usually off) was turned on at a very high volume. Oops...

    I played it off like I was trying to open my calendar and enter an appointment that I forgot about :) They didn't buy it.

    May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm |
    • Jerv@2

      Whhhoooo boyyyyeee! Aren't you glad it was not some porn noises?

      May 9, 2011 at 3:28 pm |
      • The Witty One@Jerv

        That would have been even funnier!

        May 9, 2011 at 3:31 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@Jerv and TWO

        I guess we now know what Jerv does during boring meetings.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:32 pm |
      • The Witty One@Sir B

        Or maybe it's PeeWee that does it. At least that's what Jerv would say :)

        May 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@Jerv

        Would you like some of those noises, Jerv? Donna Summer's "Love to Love You Baby" comes ........ to mind.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:45 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@Jerv,TWO, and The Mistress

        [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1ArZEFwRsY&w=640&h=360]

        May 9, 2011 at 3:50 pm |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@Sir Bid

        LMAO!! Oh I am SO not playing that at work, LOL!

        May 9, 2011 at 3:54 pm |
      • The Witty One@Sir B

        I am totally the guy in white dancing.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:56 pm |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@TWO

        Dude! He looks like David Bowie, struggling thru an aerobics class while having a seizure!! LOL!!!

        May 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm |
      • Sir Biddle@Mistress & WIT

        HAAAA!

        May 9, 2011 at 4:05 pm |
      • The Witty One@AleeD

        That's a fairly accurate description of me dancing :)

        May 9, 2011 at 4:06 pm |
      • Queen of Everything@Jerv, Sir B, Alee and TWO

        Oh. My. God. I just had a horrible post traumatic flashback. My freshman year gym teacher made us do that dance in gym class (but not to that song). I'm also pretty sure I now know where she got her penchant for bedazzling the sh!t out of stuff. Seriously, have you ever tried to play tennis while the glare of the sun is reflecting off the silver sequined hat and shoes that your gym teacher is wearing?

        May 9, 2011 at 4:19 pm |
    • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@TWO

      Was anything said? :)

      May 9, 2011 at 3:37 pm |
      • The Witty One@AleeD

        Everyone just laughed and gave me a hard time about it. We are a pretty laid back group over here.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:38 pm |
    • Mildred

      Ouch... it could have been worse, but someone already mentioned porn.

      May 9, 2011 at 4:33 pm |
  11. SeaBee@All

    Well, seeing as the subject of wine came up..... Probably not quite a 5@5, but what is/are your favorite varietal(s)?

    May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm |
    • Jerv@CB

      Hard one for me since the only wine I have had is at communion and some Turning Leaf white wine that was actually good.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm |
    • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@SeaBee's 5@5

      Occasionally, I'll drink Riesling when I'm in the mood for something sweet. But most of the wine I drink is Merlot. I don't have a fave right now because I'm still learning about them.

      What about you SeaBee?

      May 9, 2011 at 3:36 pm |
    • Mare@SeaBee

      I'm a big fan of Bully Hill Wines. The "Walter" wines are too sweet, but I like the "Goat" and "Growers". I want to try the "Meat" and the "Fish" wines, but just haven't yet.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:39 pm |
    • Evil Grin

      As odd as it sounds, I'm not sure I have a favorite varietal. Because so much of what I like about the wine depends on the process of the wine making itself (how it was aged, etc.), you could make two different wines from the same grapes, and I'll love one and hate the other. For instance I can adore a merlot from winery and spit out the merlot from the next.

      But as a general rule I do tend to like drier, fuller reds, as long as they are fairly smooth. And I tend to prefer oak to metal barrels. I pretty much avoid fruity and dessert wines. However, I don't I mind the occasional chocolate or pepper wine. There are exceptions to every rule.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:40 pm |
    • Mildred

      I like merlot a lot, but I'm not exclusive to it. If it's good, I'll drink it.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm |
  12. DJChilllyPhil@The Jukebox

    I'm feeling a bit more classic today. Anyone else? Well, this should be a hoot.

    [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUAYeN3Rp2E&w=640&h=360]

    May 9, 2011 at 3:12 pm |
    • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@DJCP The juke

      Sure! Love classix like this. Nice selection! This title always reminds me of Tool's "forty six & 2" – and vice versa.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:18 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        I actually think Tool is more along the lines of classics to me. Or, you know, actual classical music. But that's a whole different thing.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:27 pm |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@EG

        I guess it would depend on how you define classic music (not to be confused with Classical music).

        I think of Chicago's music as classic rock because when I started forming my own opinions about music, they were among the oldies of rock. Why do you think of Tool as classic Evil G?

        May 9, 2011 at 3:42 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        Probably for about the same reason. Although, they were not old at the time I started forming an appreciation for music. They are just among what I listened to first. And since it's been many years since then, I sort of put them into the "classics". Also because they are great, unique, and I have yet to hear another band that really sounds like them. Their songs have a lot of staying power. Among those who are into them, I suppose.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:47 pm |
    • Jerv@DJC

      Love me some Chicago.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:29 pm |
  13. Mare

    Well, what I made is a "Warp Core Breach" Here are 2 videos – one showing it being made, another at Quarks in Vegas, and the last link is the recipe.

    Good stuff.

    [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHIDZAIUt18&w=640&h=360]
    [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7uB8mPpO-o&w=640&h=360]

    http://uglycouchshow.com/quarks-bar-drinks/

    May 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm |
    • Mare

      WTF – Why does it work when I'm not trying? LOL

      May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm |
      • Jerv@Mare

        LMAO!!!!

        May 9, 2011 at 3:30 pm |
  14. Mare

    DAMN!!! Why can't I get that to work?

    May 9, 2011 at 3:06 pm |
    • Evil Grin

      Try it without the "[youtube".

      [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7uB8mPpO-o&w=425&h=349]

      May 9, 2011 at 3:09 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        I was saying, try it without the bracket and the word youtube. The bracket messed up my post.

        Is this what you were going for?

        [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7uB8mPpO-o&w=425&h=349]

        May 9, 2011 at 3:10 pm |
      • Mare@EG

        LOL – thanks

        It works when I don't try.

        May 9, 2011 at 3:17 pm |
  15. Mare

    Made this drink this past weekend – it was OH so yummy! http://uglycouchshow.com/quarks-bar-drinks/

    [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7uB8mPpO-o&w=425&h=349]

    May 9, 2011 at 3:05 pm |
  16. Evil Grin

    Hello chums. You scared me for a moment there with Kat's accident – until I looked at the picture. Looks like it hurt a lot. I hope it heals up nicely.

    I have to say, I love wine season. It may not be the true start of wine season, but it's the start of it for. I always count from my first wine tasting or festival of the season. It was a pleasant weekend.

    May 9, 2011 at 11:37 am |
    • Evil Grin

      It's the start of it for me, I meant to say.

      May 9, 2011 at 11:46 am |
    • Mare@EG

      It's always wine season in my house. I like to try different wines – based on their name. I had "Kiss my A$$" White the other day from "Pompous A$$ Winery", and hated it. Way too sweet for a table wine. But there are others from local wineries that I want to try.

      And, we're growing our own grapes – several different kinds, so I'm going to try making my own, once we get a good crop.

      May 9, 2011 at 11:51 am |
    • SeaBee@EG

      Wow, didn't know that there was a wine season.... I am with Mare. It's always wine season at my house. Belonging to a couple of different wine clubs generally assures me of having a steady supply of grape juice.

      May 9, 2011 at 12:57 pm |
    • Mildred

      Same here as Mare and SeaBee- it's always wine season. I don't drink it often, but it's my prefered drink.

      May 9, 2011 at 1:25 pm |
    • The Witty One@EG

      I love Red Bull and Vodka season!

      May 9, 2011 at 2:01 pm |
    • Evil Grin

      Honestly I don't know if there is an official wine season, but around my area, we generally refer to a "wine season" in spring through early fall, when the wineries have their special tastings and events, and you can go to the vineyards and see the grapes. Maybe it's just when people are vacationing and into finding good wine, but spring and summer tend to be when we get wine festivals, too, which just feeds the frenzy.

      May 9, 2011 at 2:05 pm |
      • Mildred

        That's quite possible. Like how maple suryp is good all year, but there's sugaring season when the maple farms have their open houses. Bumper crop this year!

        May 9, 2011 at 2:13 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        Maple syrup country would be a fun place to live.

        May 9, 2011 at 2:36 pm |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@EG

        Wouldn't it be a little sticky? Hmm, that does have possibilities ...... wssssssssCRACK!

        May 9, 2011 at 2:42 pm |
      • Evil Grin

        Coming from the Thread Dominatrix, I am forced to take this statement in the worst possible way. As I'm sure you meant it.

        May 9, 2011 at 2:50 pm |
      • Mildred

        It's good to have sugar houses within easy travel distance. :)

        May 9, 2011 at 2:58 pm |
  17. SeaBee from Home Port

    O M G..... That looks like it hurt!
    Welcome to a new week, everyone! Hope all of moms out there enjoyed your day, yesterday!

    May 9, 2011 at 10:52 am |
  18. AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@All

    Does anyone here besides me have strong feelings about Meredith Vieira leaving the Today Show? Or that Anne Curry is taking her place?

    Sick Puppies said it best: It's been a long time coming!

    Woo-hoo! Party at the Dom's!

    May 9, 2011 at 10:50 am |
    • The Witty One@AleeD

      Who is Meredith Vieira? Or Anne Curry for that matter?

      May 9, 2011 at 11:01 am |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@TWO

        Are you serious or are you answering my question with your question, Oh Witty One? ;)

        May 9, 2011 at 11:06 am |
      • The Witty One@AleeD

        I'm serious. I don't watch actual TV anymore :)

        May 9, 2011 at 11:23 am |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix@TWO

        Hmm, I'm at a loss to describe her because I don't know when you stopped watching TV. If you remember who Katie Couric is and that she left the Today Show to anchor the CBS evening news, then I can tell you that MV took over her position – but never actually replaced Katie.

        My first impression of MV was my last: she is not the right woman for the job. I thought either Anne or Campbell Brown should have had Katie's job. I think Anne is going to do a terrific job!

        May 9, 2011 at 12:19 pm |
    • Ms. Grammar

      I'm thrilled! Meredith has always seemed like such a cold fish – she always looks like she smells something funny. Ann is way overdue for the promotion. I just love her.

      BTW, Kat,...OW!

      May 9, 2011 at 11:48 am |
  19. DJChilllyPhil

    Oh dear LORD! I hope you get better soon Kat. That looks like it hurts! AAAGH

    Anyway, happy late Mother's Day to all the Mamas out there! My brother and I got together and got Mom two Pandora charms for her bracelet, but I think Dad's gift trumped those: That big ol' Keurig coffee maker I mentioned last week! We're having a lot of fun playing around with it and we're actually planning to go to Macy's to see what other coffee/tea/hot chocolate varieties we can get for it.

    May 9, 2011 at 9:55 am |
  20. Mare

    OUCH! That looks like it smarts!!!

    Good morning all – such a beautiful day here in WNY – shocking, I know.

    May 9, 2011 at 9:55 am |
  21. The Witty One@All

    Holy knife wound Kat! Keep off that finger and you should be fine.

    Good morning everyone!

    May 9, 2011 at 9:42 am |
  22. Truth, Philosopher for the day

    Talked to the parental units yesterday, and got to thinking a lot about them both. The older I get, the more I think that father pass down tons of life skills to their young'uns, and I am glad for that. Especially relevant when you think about the events of last Sunday night and how I am sure that the individual involved probably got his start in the backyard "shooting BBs in old beer cans". Tis clip always makes me cry, and Bride has no clue why...
    [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbtA0TIyoI8&w=640&h=360]

    I am out for a while. I will be laying n the kitchen, but not in a good way...

    May 9, 2011 at 9:28 am |
  23. Sir Biddle@All

    Morning crew. I think Derby Kitten and Pants on Fire are due to be sent to the glue factory!

    May 9, 2011 at 8:42 am |
    • RichardHead@SirB

      Morning Bro-Your still alive so the wife must have had a good Mother's Day. It was a pretty good race on Saturday. My big shock is that the Mavericks kicked butt in 4. Surprise,Surprise.

      May 9, 2011 at 8:48 am |
      • Sir Biddle@RH

        You would have thought I created fire as I can do no wrong right now. Amazing what coffee and a heart shaped doughnut, fresh flowers, and a homemade finger-painted picture would have so much success. Picnic lunch in the park sealed the deal later in the day.

        Hope all the mom's had a great day.

        May 9, 2011 at 8:53 am |
      • Phil Jackson@RichHead

        Who am I and what am I doing here?

        May 9, 2011 at 9:04 am |
  24. MicheleG

    Kat – hugs to you.....that had to hurt! Glorious morning here tho I'm up before the4 sun. New career calls me early on Mondays. CHOCOLATE coffee helps. I check in here in the afternoon when I'm free but by then everyone is gone for the day, dang!

    May 9, 2011 at 8:37 am |
  25. Mildred

    Good morning everyone.

    Kat- I hope you're back to normal soon!

    The circus was wonderful!!! My mom loved it too.

    I have awesome friends who made me dinner, and next year the house baker will do a cake (she does almost pro-level cakes and gets better all the time, she just wasn't told that I was going to be there for my birthday weekend).

    May 9, 2011 at 8:33 am |
  26. Queen of Everything

    Good morning, friends! I have leftover blueberry-pecan french toast casserole for everyone. Enjoy!

    May 9, 2011 at 8:17 am |
  27. Truth, Temporary Bachelor

    Ouch!
    That has got to hurt. Best to Kat for a speedy recovery.

    And good morning all! How is the crew today?

    May 9, 2011 at 8:05 am |
    • RichardHead@Truth

      Morning Bro-Hows things in MHC? Get the kitchen done?

      May 9, 2011 at 8:10 am |
      • Truth, Temporary home contractor

        Kitchen is on today's agenda. Bought the lino and all related stuff, so I will be playing Bob Vila today. Bedroom came out great tho. Did WD freak out over the dog bath story under "Living" earlier?

        May 9, 2011 at 8:33 am |
      • RichardHead@Truth

        WD is the only dog I have had that Loves to go to the groomer. Even when I'm in the shower she sticks her head in and wants to take one with me. Think the Bride will like the color choice for the floor?

        May 9, 2011 at 8:42 am |
      • Truth, Home Contractor

        I emailed her pics of flooring samples, and her reply was "OK honey, what you want"...and sometimes people wonder why I married her...LOL
        She was the same way before she got here, and i was choosing dishes, etc. That is SO why I love that woman!

        May 9, 2011 at 8:47 am |
      • RichardHead@Truth

        Yes Sir,She is a keeper. Did you go fishing or shooting over the weekend?

        May 9, 2011 at 8:50 am |
      • Truth, Home Contractor@RichHead

        Spent yesterday afternoon up to my azz in water, but in a good way. Later this week, I am going to grill up a bunch of trout for my Pastor's family. They are going through a rough patch, and my "World Famous Cajun Grilled Trout" is good for what ails ya...

        May 9, 2011 at 8:54 am |
  28. RichardHead@Jerv

    All Hail The Great Jerv–You called it my man. Didn't bet tho. From the looks of the stitch job on Kat's finger,that Doctor has a promising future as an excellent Tailor.

    May 9, 2011 at 7:23 am |
    • Jerv@RicH

      I wish I could pick lotto numbers like that. Actually, it was just a fluke. I just picked that horse cuz it looked like it was on fire. I know, what's up with the Frankenstein stich job? I'm gonna dip out for a while and get a different email address. Don't want to use the work mail.

      May 9, 2011 at 7:31 am |
      • RichardHead@Jerv

        How about the guy who bet $100,000.00 on a 4th place horse? I never was very good at picking the ponies. What's ya do this weekend?

        May 9, 2011 at 7:41 am |
      • Jerv@RicH and AleeD

        Weekend was completely uneventful. I like it like that. Just left the back door open so the doggie could come and go as she pleased and did some cooking. Caught a smooth buzz Saturday. Sweet. Even if I had the money to bet 100K I couldn't do it. I'd end up with ulcers. Was WD good?

        May 9, 2011 at 7:52 am |
      • RichardHead@Jerv

        WD was chasing squirrels out of the yard,and getting under foot around the grill. Seems as tho after 10 years she would realize Daddy don't drop the meat from the grill.

        May 9, 2011 at 8:00 am |
      • Jerv@RicH and AleeD

        Haha! Yeah, sounds like my dog as well. Gotta trim her long hair and give her a bath, which she hates, before it gets hot.

        May 9, 2011 at 8:11 am |
  29. AleeD, Thread Dominatrix

    Holy Cow, Kat! I hope you didn't bet on the horse that bit you! Seriously, how'd it happen? Take care Dear Lady.

    Morning all! Jerv. Did everyone have a good weekend? Thanks for the coffee RH! it sure comes in handy on a Munday monring (I meant to do that). [;-)

    May 9, 2011 at 7:22 am |
    • Jerv@AleeD

      Weekend was beautiful. How did yours go?

      May 9, 2011 at 7:31 am |
      • AleeD, Thread Dominatrix

        Ditto on the bee-u-tiful weekend. Worked in the yard like dogs on Sat. (still paying for that – ow). Sun we took each other to a late breakfast then went to see "Fast Five." What a fun, testosterone-filled movie that was!

        Did you do anything special this weekend?

        May 9, 2011 at 7:39 am |
  30. RichardHead

    Mint Juleps + Sharp Knives = OUCH!!!! That ones gotta hurt. Take care Kat. Good Monday Morning everyone. Coffee is ready.

    May 9, 2011 at 6:48 am |
    • Jerv@RicH

      Looks like I'm being completely blocked out. I'll try anothe email address. Did you bet big on Animal Kingdom? Kats cut finger looks like the middle so is she throwing us the bird? Smile.

      May 9, 2011 at 7:16 am |
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